At Glastonbury , not far from the pyramid , Christopher Shale , chairman of the Oxfordshire Conservative Association died [ apparently a heart-attack].
A Loyal ROCK
" The Duchess of York, who appears to have known Mr Shale, tweeted: "Christopher Shale, the kindest, most special gentle loyal rock of a friend, we will all miss you desperately."
He had been critical of the Conservative Party:
"He had been contacted just after 12.30pm on Saturday by a Downing Street official to tell him not to talk to the press about a memo written by him which was highly critical of the Tory party and had been leaked to a Sunday newspaper.
The memo was essentially a strategy document setting out how to recruit members. It said the local party appeared "graceless, voracious, crass, always on the take", and needed to radically change."
Councillor Barry Norton, the Conservative leader of West Oxfordshire District Council, dismissed suggestions that Mr Shale might have killed himself as "scurrilous" and said his death was a "terrible shock". [ rhymes with rock]
He added there was a history of heart problems in Mr Shale's family and described him as "highly respected".
Apparently Intelligence Agencies have been known to use chemicals to induce heart-attacks.
A ROCK for everybody
"He was a rock for everybody - somebody you could rely on," Mr Norton said.
A Big ROCK
"Cameron said the death had left him and his wife, Samantha, devastated, and that "a big rock in my life has suddenly been rolled away."
I assume , perhaps naively, that big rock rolled away would come as a relief. Whatever , the usual convolutea spewed forth as language by people who had a lot of money spent on their education.
Shale - a finely , stratified sedimentary rock that formed from consolidated mud or clay and can be split easily into fragile slabs.
What caught my eye was that the Duchess of York [ recently financially-aided by convicted pedo Jeffrey Epstein ] , David Cameron and Councillor Barry Norton all , spontaneously and simultaneously, referred to Mr. Shale as a 'rock'.
He died at the biggest ROCK festival in the world, in the toilets [ symbolic of the Eqyptian Underworld , the Duat] next to an enormous pyramid while awaiting various soulless performers to drum out their rock and roll. Perhaps some of the performers were getting a little low on energy and required an offering. Perhaps I'm just cynical.
"A MAN was found dead in a public toilet in Dorchester early this morning (Thursday 28th April 2011).
Police confirmed the body of a 33-year-old local man was discovered in the Trinity Street car park toilets.
Inspector Les Fry of Dorchester Police said: "Police were called at 5.15am by a member of the public.
"On arrival police found the body of a 33-year-old local male.
"The coroner has been informed and there are no suspicious circumstances."
Rosie Darkin, property and facilities manager at West Dorset District Council which owns the toilets, said: "We are sorry to hear that someone passed away in our 24 hour unisex toilet in Dorchester and would like to pass on condolences to their family and friends